Scope NYC 2011 x ARMORY

This weekend was filled with lots of dancing, webstuh snaking, studio chillin, drugging, and most importantly gallery hopping. Since Thursday I have been surfing around the west side in chelsea seeing some amazing work. The best 2 shows I went to were
Scope http://www.scope-art.com/index.php/new_york and The Armory http://www.thearmoryshow.com/cgi-local/content.cgi Both featured amazing work by contemporary (scope) and modern (armory) artists. The spaces were fucking huge. It was impossible to cover the entire show in a day. Here are a few pics of some of my favorite pieces.

Scope:

This was sick. We couldnt figure out how the fuck they got the plate to float

This was by far the coolest exhibit in the entire warehouse. If you look closely you can see the king and queen of sausage.

This painting rules because its sick zombie.....no dumbass vampire twilight BS

Now usually I'm not a fan of fine art, but this piece in the keg room of Scope just stuck out to me. The perspective, composition, and technique is just flawless. I bet this sold for at least 50k

Armory:

I thought this was sick because....well i just love screaming pussies

I want this to be the fence at my future house

Now this is special because its some horde shit. Read the caption its pretty ridiculous. I had to try sooooo hard not to kick this guy

Overall I think Scope was better, but they were both sick. Armory was kind of tainted because I left my hat at the concession stand, and when I went to go back to get it someone had already claimed it as theirs. WTF?! How would they have known a black hat in a supreme bag was there? and i had just fucking bought it! $38 down the drain. So i spent the last half hour at the armory hunting down the one mother fucker with a supreme bag to no avail. I did find and interrogate someone wearing the hat, but it was sheer coincidence....or so he claimed. Aside from that it was awesome.

This week is really shitty. I have mad work I should be doing, but instead I'm writing this. fuck it. My new think is saying "Senioritus" and blowing off work. Seriously whatever. But yeah I have my surgery on thurs so I'll be trapped on LI from wed-sat so hit me up to chill while I'm there.

Stay tuned for a special post and chance to win 4 tickets to ULTRA.......not! thats some guido shit