THE HORDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So every Sunday morning for the past 10 years or so I take the day to walk around downtown Manhattan, go shopping, people watch, and just see whats good. Over the past few years I've noticed some changes. If you are walking below Houston anywhere east of Broadway you are like to stumble into it. It swallows entire communities, and leaves a putrid stench wherever it spreads to. Constantly multiplying it is the biggest threat to lower Manhattan. It is the Horde. Otherwise know as Chinatown.

Chinatown has completely taken over both Little Italy, and Tokyo, and each day encroaches closer to The Lower East Side and Soho. Today I photographed some of my findings in this strange and unforgiving land. I like to say Chinatown is where "The fish are still floppin"literally...

Unmentionable things happen there. The Horde is full of foreign stenches, sounds and sights. The most pleasant sight is the tasty and elusive "AZN BABY".

Cute than all other human larva the azn babeh is seemingly priceless. Boil it up (if it is a female) and mix with wontons and MSG for an ancient Horde delicacy.

Even the beggars are chinese in chinatown.
What a fucking jerk. He got really pissed when I took this picture.This guy probably lives in a suitcase.




So now you are warned. Be careful when in lower Manhattan because the horde is spreading, and it is hungry. The Horde is watching YOU!!!