Wednesday, February 9, 2011

So people wonder why you hate the going to the doctor.....


It always seems to puzzle people when I say I hate going to the doctor. Although they ultimately help you out, the initial visit and diagnoses of your symptoms is quite unpleasant. As some of you may know I'm undergoing a Cancer Scare (actually) so I've been frequenting several doctors, which I absolutely hate. Every Wednesday I'm constantly poked, pricked, prodded, and scanned. The following chronicles this wednesday's Doctors visits.

It begins with me getting a tube shoved up my nose and down my throat.

I'm initially nervous



Which is well warranted because I'm getting a huge scope shoved up my nose and down my throat!


Then I am told that I have to give blood, which sucks because I am afraid of needles. As you can see I am nervous and being calmed down by blood technician.



And then she turns on me!!!!! what a ruthless whore. All I can say is OUCH



Thus you can see why I hate going to the doctor. Because the fucking suck. The way I see it, if you never went to the doctor, you would never know something was wrong with you, and you would never treat it. If you were unaware of your lung spot, will it really hurt you? Probably not, but there is the smallest chance it could, and doctors use that as an excuse to bring you in and out of the office, and test you for everything under the sun, just to say you dont have what they test you for. I do not think there would be any difference most of the time if you ignored your lumps and spots. Most of the time they just go away anyway. I think the doctors send you on a wild goose chase of x-rays and CAT scans just to make more money. They say they are taking precautions, but they are really stuffing there pockets. The only thing I could possibly get out of going to the doctor is an Oxycontin script. Anything else is just pain stress and torture. So doc unless you are prepared to fork over the 80's save me the trouble of coming into the office, and just diagnose me over the phone.


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